I wish I could tell you right now what I wanted to tell you. Something tells me you're about to tell us anyways. But hell is a long time.

Huh. I have to say, I never knew that hell was a measurement of time. I always thought it was a place. I learned something every day.

Oh, hell's a volcano? You will spend 10 billion years in hell. And not be one second closer to being done. Really, an all-loving God is going to do that for not believing in him in the small amount of time we have on this earth?

In 10 trillion years. Oh, we've gone from a volcano to a wildfire. If you die without Jesus and in hell, you lift up your eyes, you know what you're going to realize? I won't realize anything because my brain will no longer be functioning, let alone my eyes.

You're not one second closer to a drop of water. You seem to know a lot about this hell you speak of. Have you been there? Hell is forever. Well, then how did you get out? Hell will go on for 10 million light years. You're starting to sound like a child.

You're going to be in hell for one trillion, billion, billion, billion, trillion, gazillion years. And you still will just be getting started. Again, why would an all-powerful, all-loving God send us to a place like that when he could just make us believe in him?

Don't go to hell. Give your life to Jesus Christ. Yeah, no thanks. I don't worship narcissists.

Child of God one day in heaven, you'll lift up your eyes and realize you made the greatest decision of all. Wait a minute. If I'm in heaven, why would I still be lifting up my eyes? Which, again, aren't going to be functional because your brain is no longer going to be working.

The core message is simple: your religion is not special, and you are not special for believing it. Your book has no authority over anyone except yourself.

Between the mandatory reading list and bills like SB 965, which allows teachers to preach these stories as fact, a special level of arrogance is infesting the Texas government. It takes a truly special level of self-delusion to think your preferred interpretation of an unproven claim is correct enough to induct the next generation with it.

This is clearly a Christian supremacist agenda. No other religions are on this list, and a parade of Christian supremacists has openly stated their faith is superior. Acting like this provides historical context is an insult to intelligence, especially for a religion that has tried to erase history in colonized places.

With restrictions removed on teaching religion as fact, remember the Supreme Court cases where Bible thumpers couldn't provide evidence better than magic:

• The earth is 4.5 billion years old, not 6,000.
• Humans are not descended from a dirt man and a rib.
• There was never a global flood.
• A person cannot survive in the belly of a whale for three days.

No one gives a f*** about October 7th anymore. They used to, but Israel spent three years showing the world exactly why it happened. After witnessing the cruelty and savagery of the state, people get it now.

When Hamas launched Operation Alaksa Flood, the world was on Israel's side. The Eiffel Tower, Sydney Opera House, and Empire State Building glowed blue and white. Grown men wept. Even Bono ruined "Pride" with new lyrics about Stars of David.

Then the bombs started dropping. And dropping. And dropping. As the bombs fell, Israel's approval rating followed suit. There are only so many children shredded by explosives before you suspect something is wrong with the Zionist project. There are only so many videos of IDF troops in the underwear of dead Palestinian women before you question the military culture. Everyone understands now.

Every American should watch this. You have to swallow so much stuff to believe the story that the establishment is pushing for Charlie Kirk's assassination.

So this guy finds the open stairwell. It's an open stairwell. Nobody's there. He brings the gun up, but it's too big. So he has to take it apart and put it in his backpack. Still too big for his backpack. So he has to put it down his pad legs is what they tell. But then if he did, he couldn't go up the steps because he couldn't bend his legs. So I don't know how he got it up there. Nobody will tell me.

So he gets up there. And then he changes his clothes. He's up on top of that roof for 10 minutes. That's according to the government. He was up there for eight to ten minutes. Nobody sees him. The cops don't see him. The million dollar security team doesn't see him. Nobody sees them, except people in the crowd did see him. And they don't tell you that. Just like in Butler, Pennsylvania, people in the crowd saw him. Guess who didn't see him? The cops, the local cops, the state cops, the Secret Service. People see it.

So, he puts the gun together. He lines up the shot, puts a scope on it. By the way, if that scope was on it, and he couldn't fire that gun because of the same... Anyway, so he lines it up, takes the shot, hits it perfect. Perfectly. Takes the gun apart, leaves the screwdriver there, puts it under a towel. Spider-Man's his way off the top of a building, runs across campus with the gun, apparently under a towel, nobody sees this. He runs into the woods, puts the gun back together again without the screwdriver. He's a regular McGiver, this guy. And then he hides the gun in the backyard of a house owned by Palantir.

And if you think anything else besides that, you're a crazy Jew-hating conspiracy nut.

Why are Muslim men allowed to use Talak and divorce their wife immediately without any reason? But a Muslim woman must summon a court for a Khula.

Okay, I have a better question for you.

Why Muslim men are allowed to have four wives and women are allowed to have one husband?

When is the answer to the question? He's asking.

That's my answer.