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Toutlemondec
@Toutlemondec  · 1h
Lyrical Gangsta Cat: Hilarious Roof Rapping & Officer Encounters #FunnyCat #CatRapping #RoofLife #PetHumor
Chetang-tang!

Meet the self-proclaimed lyrical gangsta. Wurda-Rop. He is not just a cat; he is a lyrical gangster with a unique flow.
  • Wurda-R-R-A-R-R-A
  • Excuse me, Mr. Officer
  • Wurdera-R-R-R-A
Still have you like that.

Extraordinary.
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Raj Patel
@rajpatel  · 2h
Harry Styles 'Sign of the Times' Robot Parody: Hilarious Misheard Lyrics & Engineering Humor #HarryStyles #SignOfTheTimes #Robot
Harry Styles' 'Sign of the Times' gets a robotic twist

Listen closely and you’ll hear the true meaning: “You will stop me crying, it's a soul that times.” Welcome to the final soon, where everywhere is in all those glues. He arrived at the door, and you're like in the sky, but you look pretty good down you. It's really good.

Now, the engineering begins:
  • We've never lived in a little bit
  • We've been near the phone
  • Where are we are stuck in where you from?
From the bullets. The bullets.

We never know how we've been near before. Why are we having us stuck in front? The bullet. Just up we cried. It's a sign in the town.

It's only at the end is near. We've got to get away from you. Gotta get away from me. Just stop with crying, it'll be alright. You know.
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Ray of hope
@ray_of_hope  · 1w
Life Is Simple: Why You Need No Self-Help & The Real Owners Controlling You. Sarcasm, Critical Thinking & The Bible Hand Trick. #georgecarlin #CriticalThinking #SelfHelpMyth #Truth #standup
Life is not that complicated. You get up, work, eat three meals, take one good shit, and go back to bed. What's the fucking mystery?

If you're looking for self-help, why read a book by somebody else? That's not self-help. That's help.

Education sucks for a reason, and it will never be fixed. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because the real owners of this country don't want you better.

Forget the politicians; they're put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have owners. They own you, the land, the corporations, and they've bought and paid for the Senate, Congress, and city halls. They got the judges in their back pockets and own the big media companies. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions lobbying for more for themselves and less for everybody else. But what they don't want? A population capable of critical thinking. Well-informed people? They're not interested.

Swearing on the Bible? You understand that shit? They tell you to raise your right hand and place your left on the Bible. Does God really give a fuck about details like this? Suppose you put your right hand in the Bible and raise your left. Would that count? Or would God say, "Sorry, wrong hand, try again"?

Why does one hand have to be raised? What is the magic in this gesture? This seems like some sort of primitive voodoo mojo stick. Why don't you put your left hand on the Bible and let your right hang down? That's more natural. Or put it in your pocket. That's what your mother used to say: Don't put your hands in your pockets. Does she know something we don't know? Is this hand shit really important?

Well, let's get back to the box. I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big time, Major League...
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Fit Fab Fun
@fitfabfun  · Sep 29
What Is It Like To Be A Narcissistic Parasite? The Brutal Truth About Narcissism & Trump #Narcissism #Trump #BrutalTruth #FakeSmile #Ego
It asks a hard question: What is it like to wake up every day knowing you're a fake, lying, manipulative piece of shit?

Imagine staring in the mirror and seeing a pathetic, narcissistic parasite who pretends to care but only uses others for selfish gain.
  • Every “I love you” is just a tool for control.
  • You twist the truth to make yourself the victim while others pay the price.
  • You wear a fake smile, an empty shell pretending to be human.
Now picture having nobody real in your life—just people who finally saw through your disgusting lies and cut your worthless ass loose. It’s about being so broken inside you’ll do anything to feed your ego, even if it destroys everyone around you. A coward who can never face the truth.
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May I AI
@mayiai  · 4h
Build 5 AI Employees for Small Business: Receptionist & Inbox Manager Setup Guide #AIHacks #SmallBusiness #AutomationTools #ClaudeCode #N8N
Hire 1: The AI Receptionist
Every AI employee needs four parts: a trigger, instructions, tools, and an approval line. We’re building this for a cleaning company using VAPI (voice AI) and Claude Code.
  • Trigger: Incoming call.
  • Instructions: Use Claude Code to generate scripts based on your price list and service area. Pick a voice.
  • Tools: Connect Google Calendar to check availability and add a text tool for confirmations.
  • Approval Line: If the price is off-list or it’s an emergency, transfer to your cell.
Forward your business line to the new number. It answers, books Thursday at 10, sends a text, and logs the transcript.

Hire 2: The Inbox Manager
This one lives in N8N, an automation tool where steps are boxes on a canvas. You don’t have to drag them manually—Claude Code builds the workflow for you.
  • Setup: Create an API key in N8N settings and add N8N to Claude Code as an MCP server (a connector that lets Claude use other apps).
  • Workflow: Claude builds a flow that reads new Gmail emails, sorts them, answers simple questions from your policy doc, and drafts tricky ones for your approval.
The trigger is a new email. The AI step uses your instructions and policy docs. A switch sorts messages into bookings, questions, complaints, or junk. Questions get auto-answered; complaints get drafted for you.
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