Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a black guy walking behind him.

He was nervous, new to the city, thinking, "I feel like he's following me." So he crossed the road to test it. The black guy? He just went home. "I'm such a racist," the chicken thought.

About a month later, a different black guy ate the chicken. "This joke is not racist. The chicken was definitely racist. Chickens are very closed down and suspicious... considering their species murder rate is 100%."

But who really feels sorry? A gay man's sperm.

• Being a sperm inside a gay man is hard luck.
• Your sperm is not gay. Your sperm is just excited.
• "We're next, fellas, here we go."

Islam or death?

"Do you think at some point there's going to be Sharia law everywhere?"

"100%. This is my goal and every Muslim's goal. To establish Sharia law on earth. But when there is Sharia law on earth, then somebody like me should be killed. Under Islamic law it says that I should be killed."

The interviewer pushes back: "So you think that's okay? Let's say you're right, I'm wrong. Do you think it's fair to kill me because I got the conclusions wrong?"

"If Sharia law states that, then it should be fair. There's always a safe haven for you under Sharia law."

"No, because you say Sharia law on everywhere on earth. So there's not going to be any sense. Safe haven for me?"

"That's the plan. So where would be my safe haven?"

"In Islam."

"But that would be by force then, wouldn't it?"

"No."

"If my only safe haven is by Islam, and if I don't go back to Islam, punishment is death. So there's two choices."

You're talking about blowing up civilian power plants and bridges.
Much of the civilized world would consider that a war crime.
Do you?
Uh, I won't respond to that question. Who are you with?
The New York Times.
I figured so.
Hale in New York.
What the fuck doesn't matter if he's with the New York Times or not?
Still a fucking war crime.
He never answers the hard questions.
He just puts down the journalist or who they're with.
Since he won't answer, I will.
It's a war crime.

Can you really tell why it's AI and why it's not?

Because everything on social media right now can be fake. I'm actually holding a pigeon, I'm holding a rock. Actually, I'm not holding anything.

This cat right here is real, but he is not sitting on a rock. This bike I'm touching over here is actually my stool. Right now it's not night time, it's daytime.

And this is the craziest part. I'm actually at home.

Share this with you. if someone who needs to know?

You guys know Epstein?

Yeah. Right?

Do you guys see in one of his email chains, he said that her silence as a young girl is actually her consent?

That's f*** up, right?

Yeah, it's pretty fucked up, yeah.

No, the only problem with that is that that's actually Prophet Muhammad who said it's the Quran, and that's the guy that Abdul believes in.

Still a p-p-a-ha-ha-ha, right?

That's not true, actually.

It's not true?

That's not true. I don't know where you got that from.

I got it straight from the Hibu-Kari.