Hi Muslims, how are you? My name is Joey, if you don't know me. I am in Spain, a country that you invaded for 700 years. Actually, many more than 700 years. It took 700 years to get rid of you, motherfuckers. And guess what? They got rid of you.

Which means all of you that are invading Europe right now, trust and believe, I know it looks like you're winning right now, but Europe will get rid of you too. You will not win. You will not take away the culture of Europe.

• You will not take Italy from the Italians.
• You will not take Spain from the Spanish.
• You will not take France from the French.

You will go home. You will go to your 55 countries where you can commit all the crimes against humanity that you commit. You can continue your fucked up female genital mutilation. You can continue your child marriages. You continue all the shit that you do, the most subhuman, disgusting things that you do.

But you won't take Europe. You won't take Canada. You won't take the UK. You won't take America. No, you won't do it. I know you think you will. But the people are stronger than you. We will never give our countries to you.

You want to take away our dogs, okay? You say the dogs are impure. Meanwhile, you literally are the filthiest humans on earth. You don't even use toilet paper. It's kufar or whatever the word, haram. You don't use it. Use those little sprays. What do you do when the sprays aren't there? What do you do when those little hoses aren't there? Muzzies? What do you do? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I don't care what you do. I have nothing against the Muslims. Nothing. You can do whatever you want in your 55 Muslim countries. You can't do it in my country.

So I wish you the best. I wish you a long and prosperous life worshipping your pedophile prophet who fuck the six-year-old. You're disgusting, in my opinion. But you just can't. We can't do it here.

This is word for word, verbatim, from the Jerusalem Post by Benjamin Netanyahu in 1990.

"If we get caught, they will just replace us with a person from the same cloth. So it doesn't matter what you do."

He claimed America is a golden calf that they will suck dry, chop up, and sell off piece by piece until there is nothing left but the world's biggest welfare state that they create and control.

Why? Because it's God's will.

And America is big enough to take the hit so they can do it again and again.

This is what they do to the countries that they hate.

We destroy them very slow, but we make them suffer for refusing to be our slaves.

So the man that they've convinced us is supposed to be our greatest ally, in 1990 was quoted saying that he plans to destabilize America and then in the process turn us into a forever welfare state which they control and we will be their slaves because that's what he does.

You ever notice how weird the Bible sounds once you remember where these people were actually from? We're talking about ancient Middle Eastern people, and somehow everybody sounds like they live in fucking Ohio. John, James, Matthew, Mark, Luke, Jesus. We're in ancient Judea, and somebody's yelling, Hey, John, James, dinner's ready. What is this, Bethlehem or suburban Cincinnati?

Yeah, I know what happened. Names got translated through Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, Latin, European languages, and English, until Yeshua becomes Jesus, Yohanan becomes John, and Yaakov somehow walks out the other side as fucking James. Yeshua isn't testing well. What do we call him? Jesus. Yohanan, John. Yacob, James. How the fuck did we get James? That's not translation. That's witness protection.

And here's where the joke stopped. If humans can reshape names and language that dramatically over centuries, why am I supposed to believe human influence magically stopped there? People say, those were just translations. Exactly. Humans were handling the material, copying it, translating it, choosing words, arguing doctrine, deciding which books belonged. And we're supposed to pretend none had agendas?

Religion has been used for control for centuries. There were places where refusing the approved church meant prison. That's not, come feel God's love. That's, come feel God's love, or meet the fucking magistrate. And look at the stories themselves. Humans have always written morality tales, the boy who cried wolf, Hansel and Gretel, the George Washington cherry tree story. We invented a story about a man refusing to lie to teach children not to fucking lie. That's how humans teach. Don't wander away. Don't disobey. Don't lie. Respect authority. Control your impulses.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, MAGA motherfuckers, but America is not a Christian nation. It was founded on freedom of religion, which means that your fucking fake-ass version of the Bible doesn't get to dictate the law.

It also means that people from any religion, and even atheists, have the right to run for any fucking office in this country. And if you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of it, like you've been telling us all along.

You act like you're all about the Constitution until your fucking daddy violates it. Then you just don't give a shit anymore. A lot of you are out there saying that if you voted blue, you're not a real Catholic. Fuck you. The Pope probably voted blue. You're just trying to repeat the same shit I've been saying about you all along.

No motherfucker who votes for MAGA is a Christian. You're all a bunch of fucking heathens and hypocrites. You voted for a fucking pedo, and you're perfectly fine with him covering up the evidence of his crimes. You laughed when hungry children got cut off of their snap benefits. Jesus fed the poor. You motherfuckers want to starve him to death.

You're okay with that fucking big ugly bill taking tens of millions of people off of their fucking health care. Jesus healed the sick. You MAGA motherfuckers make me sick. So don't be over there pretending like you follow Jesus Christ. You motherfuckers would have him deported the second he crossed the border.